-your twin sister forgets your birthday.
-you wake up face down on the pavement.
-you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
-you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
-you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.
-your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
-your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
-you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any.
-you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
-the woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.
-you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don't have a water bed.
-your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
-you get a rejection notice from the HUMOR Listserver saying that you're no longer funny
-your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."
-you open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!"
-your ex-lover calls and tells you he has 6 days to live, and that you'd better get the Test
-you wake up at work naked in front of your co-workers
-when someone accuses you of faking humor
-your lover tells you, "I'm sub-letting another apartment and the movers are here to move me."
-you have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up
-you need your chocoholic fix and the government just banned chocolate!